Teabonics: The language of real Americans

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If the people attending Tea Party protests are “real” Americans then I need to start saving for a plane ticket to fake America. Good thing someone captured this on film (whereby film I mean an SD card) so I could make fun of them.

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The message on this sign rings true, none of the people in this crowd ever were—or ever will be—slaves. Isn’t America great?

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Hugh was more confused than upset when his parents decided to break the news that he was an accident while at a Tea Party rally.

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Indeed, you really need to get through the tough outer skin before you can enjoy the delicious Congress Cream™ filling.