If the people attending Tea Party protests are “real” Americans then I need to start saving for a plane ticket to fake America. Good thing someone captured this on film (whereby film I mean an SD card) so I could make fun of them.

The message on this sign rings true, none of the people in this crowd ever were—or ever will be—slaves. Isn’t America great?

Hugh was more confused than upset when his parents decided to break the news that he was an accident while at a Tea Party rally.

Indeed, you really need to get through the tough outer skin before you can enjoy the delicious Congress Cream™ filling.